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Bullet Vibe Review

by May 12, 2012
filed under Sex & Dating
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Bullet VibeI admit there are two reasons why the bullet was my first ever vibe. I was introduced to the wonderful world of sex toys at my mum’s best friend’s home when she held a sex toy party (I may not have been the legal age at the time but it was awesome). It opened my eyes and was a hell of a lot more fun than any Tupperware party I had been dragged too. I bought the bullet because it was cheap and because it was small. The thought of having a nine inch realistic looking penis delivered to me by my mum, whether it was in a brown paper bag or not, was just too daunting a prospect to face.

So a couple of weeks later when the order was filled, and after checking that all the doors and windows were locked, the curtains were drawn and there was absolutely zero chance of be being caught, I ripped open the brown bag and stared in horror at the egg like thing that stared back at me. I really didn’t have a clue how this thing worked but I knew it needed batteries and a few minutes later, I had them in place. It was at this point I remember what the hell had possessed me to buy such a thing, like most things in life that I’ve purchased, and I decided to give it a whirl.

A few embarrassed moments later, the bullet was nestled where no man had ever been and at that time was likely to go. For a gal who had always let her fingers do the walking in the past, the sensations that little egg sized object produced were amazing. I had no idea that this would feel so good, and after a short time, I wondered why the hell it had taken me so long to discover that toys were not just for kids. What normally took me around 15 minutes to achieve manually took a few short but ecstatic moments with my new toy and I’ve been something of a toy convert ever since. Since then I think I’ve experimented and used the bullet every way that you ever could. It can also be inserted and I still enjoy doing this today; if I lie on my stomach on a cushion I can now use it to hit my g-spot which gives some pretty intense sensations – although, to be fair this does take some practice.

So what does my first toy experience have to do with this review? Well I’ll let you into a little secret: After a loving four year relationship, my bullet still hits the spot. I may have a boyfriend, but that doesn’t stop me from playing with this toy and he happens to enjoy it as well. Because it’s small, it’s easy to touch, tease and place it so (in his words) “it shakes his boys up” and makes him crazy.

The bullet may have the reputation of being one of the oldest toys out there, but its effects are just the same, and as a starter toy for someone who has never encountered one, it can be a great accompaniment to any sexual experience. It doesn’t look like a penis, so for a guy who has never encountered a toy before, it’s less intimidating than many of the toys that are available today. It’s also quiet, and nowadays there are variations of it. Of course, if you are used to the all-powerful electric vibes, then the bullet might seem a little tame. But inserted while you’re using an electric vibe, you get a whole new set of sensations.

I very much love the good old bullet vibe, and I doubt that it will ever go out of fashion because it is simply so versatile and so inexpensive. If you’ve never dabbled in the world of sex toys before, then this I can personally recommend as a great starter toy and that won’t break the bank at under $15 – which is even better in my book. So ladies, have fun playing!


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