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Fuck Like An Idiot 101

by June 19, 2012
filed under Activism

44 Ways to Fuck Like an Idiot

Ever pick up a Cosmo mag on a road trip or a day at the beach in an attempt to entertain yourself, ending up throwing it down in disgust? Us too.

In Jezebel’s Cosmo’s 44 Most Ridiculous Ways to Fuck Like an Idiot they’ve got the bad sex tips all in one article. As they put it, “Cosmo is just a gurl, standing in front of a guy, trying to figure out what to do with his penis.” And they don’t help you anymore than they help themselves.

For example:

2.”Hold his penis in one hand and lightly slap it with the other… you can tap it back and forth like you’re volleying a tennis ball and lightly pinch the skin on his shaft and testicles. Many women make the mistake of being too gentle.”

“Second opinion: make the mistake of being too gentle. At least until you ask. Yeah…You always want to pretend you’re playing volleyball with his dick, ladies. Guys love when you serve their dick into a cast.”

Check out the rest of the article for a humorous read – perhaps at the beach or on a road trip. We hope you enjoy it as much as we did.


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